zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(Source: dropdeadesu, via cuddlysherly)

spoken-not-written:

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

(via 05-18-2014)

perftag:

u wanna say that to my face bitch?? ??? well please dont it will hurt my feelings

(via clulopenguin)

foxgrl:

where i belong

(Source: nevver, via uhmheymyblog)

queenofsabah:

Oh my God

(Source: teresagudice, via doughnot)

judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

(Source: judymartn, via saddildo)

Graham pranks Emma Stone about meeting the Spice Girls. (x)

(Source: aryastraks, via doctorsherlock-laufeyson)

heckannoying:

when someone you hate tries to make a jokeimage

(via nimieber)

prettyinporcelain:

living-corpse:

copequinn:

nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times

eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN

I hate you all so much

(via quirkylittleduck)